hicloob: when white girls think reading john green books make them so profound
One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most...– Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine (via mishacoffins)
milajewnis: but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive
Sherlock Series Three, Episode One:
valeria2067: “John, I’m not de—” “Yes, I know it was painful for you, but it had to be done, or—” “It’s all fine, now. Moriarty’s network is crushed. We’re safe, and—” “I have everything I need to clear my name, we can go back to wor—” “You are all I thought of the whole time I was awa—” “John, can you not keep hitting me, please; I’m just—” “Mycroft, Can I stay here tonight?” ...
jaclcfrost: if something makes you happy then it’s not stupid or insignificant or a waste of time and you have no reason to be ashamed or feel stupid about it because it makes you happy it doesn’t matter what it is you’re allowed to be happy you’re allowed to get excited you’re allowed to be happy and get excited about it you’re allowed to talk about it as much as you want and feel that joy...
imagineyouricon: Imagine what your icon’s sex noises would sound like.
sarlaccvagina: petition for Avengers 2 to end on a freeze-frame like this
I think losing a follower is upsetting for the same reason that it’s exciting gaining one. Because while there’s someone who sees your blog and thinks “wow this person definitely runs a blog worth following I bet they’re a cool person,” the same person could turn around later and be like “god this person is so annoying why did I ever follow them” and that...
genies: i wish i was cute so that i could take selfies and not want to kill myself
See what your followers think of you.
Black: I would date you.
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish you would notice me.
Purple: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Yellow: FUCK ME, LET'S FUCK.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.
ANYONE?? NO OKAY.
lameborghini: how dare u be in a relationship when ur cute and we have similar music taste
Reblog if you want a bunch of “have you evers” and...
coagulates: someone fall in love with me i am bored
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
gatzzby: hannahsneakers: why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books i mean best male/female character best antagonist best plot development best plot twist come on #book you threw across the room the hardest
parscilla: fat shaming is bad (｡◕‿◕｡) skinny shaming is bad (｡◕‿◕｡) dont shame anybody for the way their body looks (❂‿❂)
sherlockssecondfavouriteblogger: So in class my science teacher was talking about how during a test we just can’t ‘pull our answers from the sky’ and for some god forsaken reason I said ‘well that’s what christians do’ and some girl almost punched my teeth out.
Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...– When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating. It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
greatwhiteprivilege: don’t pretend to like me if you don’t don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t don’t don’t don’t